Quotes Database

<LeFishy> I wish I wasn't single I really need something to punch

<LeFishy> starbucks just started squealing <LeFishy> also there have been flashing lights outside for a while <LeFishy> oh good the alarm stopped <LeFishy> I think I might be trapped in here though

<Leovinus> I'm not racist, but I refuse to associate with people who do not share a similar skintone and ethnicity myself. Also, I attend rallies to this effect.

<laces> like that time I inhaled a dead mans ashes <bma> Laces: intentionally? Like, snorting a line of dead person? <laces> my dads friends were going up in his other friends hot air balloon to scatter their dads ashes and I breathed in a load <LeFishy> OH DEAR GOD WHAT?

<laces> Yes as long as I am in my moe moe cat form and accompanied by gaudy action music and a sunburst background

<Leovinus> Everything I learned about relationships I learned from Frasier <Sayyan> Everything i learnt about relationships, I learnt from Jack Bauer <LeFishy> Everything I learnt about relationships I learnt from Pokemon <LeFishy> which I why I keep Anya in a tiny ball <bma> Everything I know about relationships…no.

<LeFishy> OPA! <Sayyan> OPA! <chrishunt> OPA!

<nickcharlton> Laces: My girlfriend is taking our her rage on Sayyan. If he's not returned how you left him, send him back, and we'll do our best.

<bma> Yes, don't want to try thanking someone and accidentally ejaculate on their face. <laces> it happens to me fairly often <madscientist> we get that all the time from customers at work <bma> laces: accidentally ejaculating in people's faces?

<laces> sayyan - they have barbie doll lower halves <laces> :'< <laces> but they have butt cheeks <laces> kawaiii

* Laces nose is cold * bma hands Laces a small blanket.

<LeFishy> I have some gender fluid for you… <bma> LeFishy: :<

When Georgina managed to lock herself out of Laces' and Sayyan's bedroom, she connected to bma's IRC connection via screen. Much hilarity ensued.

<bma> nickcharlton: You want to see me again right <nickcharlton> bma: Yes. Do you need me to stay? <bma> nickcharlton: Yes. I need moral support when I start abusing people <bma> nickcharlton: I love you <nickcharlton> bma: I'm here for you, darling. <bma> :< <bma> lulz <nickcharlton> I love you too, bma.

* <Laces> is getting a tattoo that reads - isn't it cute? in japanese >_> <Laces> to engrave my love of cuteness on my body forever <Laces> I have double checked ^^ <Laces> and in doing so have learnt the kanji for “ih” :) <bma> ??????????? <Laces> no <bma> google lied to me. :< <Laces> Hold on it's too small but part of it seems correct <Georgina> >.> <Laces> ???? ??? <Laces> and with my added flair.. <Laces> ???? ??? ?? <bma> Hm, I think that's how I'd've translated it, and I learned like three words ten years ago. google just sucks. ¬_¬ <bma> Also that makes me feel really old. :< <Laces> the tilde like thing is what teenages use to emphasise the cuteness or joyfullness of a written phrase, and like it is being said in a sing song voice <Laces> the full stop isn'tnessecary… but I like the japanese full stop <bma> Oh god, they have punctuation to mark cuteness? D: <Laces> ???? ??? ?? <bma> Clearly the perfect language for laces. Now I just need to find a language with punctuation to mark bitter despair at humanity.

<Fortnox> I've thought about getting a tattoo. I'm thinking about insulting my future self and calling him an asshole, like a temporal time-attack! <Fortnox> Every morning waking up to see some annoying tattoo and knowing that past self owned present self. It'd be amazing

<Sayyan> WELL I JUST THINK IT'S FUCKING LUDICROUS THAT THE INDIGENOUS POPULATION OF BRITONS IS NO LONGER REPRESENTED IN PARLIAMENT <Sayyan> JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE NO SURVIVING LANGUAGE, OR WRITTEN HISTORY AND EFFECTIVELY HAVEN'T EXISTED FOR MORE THAN 2000 YEARS <Sayyan> DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULDN'T BE REPRESENTED <Sayyan> GO HOME FRENCHY

–> spcs has joined #termisoc <spcs> G'day all. <bma> A wild spcs appears! <LeFishy> whaddup, homie? <Sayyan> Good day Robot Master.

<spcs> Don't get too excited nickcharlton, else I might not come. <hex42> that's what she said

<hex42> maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned to Fortnox that he could probably put the Pokewan^Hlker on his wrist… <Laces> HAHA <Laces> Damn <Laces> Where's a penis when you need one :<

<bma> “You are currently signed in as Bma.” Fuck you, no I'm not. I'm signed in as “bma”, don't fucking alter my case. <bma> Sorry about the strong language, but I'm extremely case-sensitive.

<Sayyan> For cocks sake bma. Ignore your degree and make a qdb already. <Sayyan> You really don't want me to end up doing it. <Sayyan> I'll prepend every name with Cock <bma> I'll prepend *you* with a cock.

<hex42> Fortnox: if you poke it, you will only make it worse

<nickcharlton> I'm, having. a, typnga nd grammar fail, tongiht.

<Fortnox> i am a fairy and want to kiss all the boys

<Sayyani> Afternoon sex42… <Sayyani> Er… <bma> …

<Skippy> what are peoples recomendations on phones at the moment? <Leovinus> Speak into the bottom end at a normal speaking volume, await response

Referring to doll's with large breasts:

<Fortnox> Oh wow, second one has mega milk

Laces' and Sayyan express their love for one another.

<Sayyan> You're my loamy soil amongst rocky clay. <Laces> You're my level 100 Charizard :) <Laces> my charizard was my favourite

<laces> Ah some of a7x's riffs make me jizz in my pants

<laces> Fuck this stupid brain I'm going to eat a donut

<laces> OH CRAP I PULLED OFF HER ARM <laces> D:

<laces> GOD WHY IS MY CHOCOLATE STILL BENDY

<Laces> I have no clothes though

<Laces> DAMN MY SLOW BABY MAKING BODY!

<Laces> FUCK OFF WEEDLE

<Laces> I FUCKING LOVE POKEMON <Skippy> lol @ Laces <Laces> >_> <Laces> I do not appreciate your lol <Laces> pokemon is serious <Skippy> lulz @ Laces <Laces> >__> <Laces> WHY ARE YOU LOLING AT ME! <Laces> ALL CAPS <Laces> *cries* <Laces> *hugs her robotic pikachu*

<Laces> PEOPLE– for being GIGANTIC ARSEHOLES <bma> :< <Laces> Don't worry it's not you bma ^^ <Laces> people– for being rude <Laces> people– for bitter old men <Laces> people– for GIANT FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!11111ONE <bma> laces++ for RAGE <Laces> :D <Laces> christa used rage! <Laces> It's super effective! <bma> :D <Laces> Christa gains experience of douchebags!

@bma: @danbjorn Coffee shop? @danbjorn: @bma I am not wearing many clothes. @bma: @danbjorn I don't mind. Actually I prefer it. @bma: I can smell burning plastic. That's bad, right? @edwardmccaughan: If it's a consequence of you thinking about Dan without clothes on, then yes, very bad.

@edwardmccaughan: @bma I've got spooing to do, so I'm going to pass this week 

@danbjorn: Oh! I found some bacon. At least, I think it's bacon - bacon's green, right?

@edwardmccaughan: is going to try renaming a resource in git  which, for the non techies, is like using a landmine as a back scratcher

Roy: now to glue windmill and pussycat to the terrain and stop the dragon flying through hills [1]

Sidd: “This bread isn't fried…” Gemma: “It has some grease on it.”

Ben: “Someone should write a version control system called Victor.”

Christa: “How many Pokémon do you have?” Ross: “Twelve.” Christa: “Really? I only have three. I only catch the pretty ones.”

Gemma: “Then we'll go to a cafe and insert things in our orifices.”

Roy: “I'm NOT crazy I have paper.”

–Game of 20 questions– Gemma: “Would you mind taking a photo of me with this camera phone.” Sidd: “Gem, you just broke the game” - hhhashahahahahahahahahaahaaaa

<Fortnox> people++ <termibot> Fortnox: Karma: people up (now -2) <Fortnox> You can give karma to abstract words.. <Fortnox> penis++ <termibot> Fortnox: Karma: penis up (now 1) <Fortnox> Oh, I laughed heartily

<Laces> face– arse++ <termibot> Laces: Karma: “face” down (now -1), “arse” up (now 1) <bma> good grief. <Laces> :3

<Sayyan> I'm guessing people would start beating me if I typed “Rasputin++ for {lyric}” where lyric is every line of the song. <bma> Sayyan: do it. <bma> Do it now. * bma needs to resurrect the patch that made termibot sing Rush songs. <Sayyan> Well if bma is going to absolve me of responsibility for my actions… <nerd> hmmm <madscientist> I'm reasonably sure “bma said I could” wouldn't hold up in court <Sayyan> Clearly depends on the court.

<Sayyan> Rasputin++ for “Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey” <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for “Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey” <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for There lived a certain man in Russia long ago <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Most people looked at him with terror and with fear <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for He could preach the bible like a preacher <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Full of ecstasy and fire <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for But he also was the kind of teacher <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Women would desire <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for RA RA RASPUTIN <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Lover of the Russian queen <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for There was a cat that really was gone <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for RA RA RASPUTIN <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Russia's greatest love machine <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for It was a shame how he carried on <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for He ruled the Russian land and never mind the tsar <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for In all affairs of state he was the man to please <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for For the queen he was no wheeler dealer <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Though she'd heard the things he'd done <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for She believed he was a holy healer <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Who would heal her son <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for RA RA RASPUTIN <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Lover of the Russian queen <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for There was a cat that really was gone <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for RA RA RASPUTIN <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Russia's greatest love machine <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for It was a shame how he carried on <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for But when he’s drinking and lusting <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for And hungers for power became known to more and more people <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Their demands to do something about this outrageous man <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Grew louder and louder <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for “This man's just got to go!” declared his enemies <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for But the ladies begged “Don't you try to do it, please” <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Then one night some men of higher standing <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Rasputin++ for Set a trap, they're not to blame <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for “Come to visit us” they kept demanding <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for And he really came <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for RA RA RASPUTIN <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Lover of the Russian queen <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for They put some poison into his wine <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for RA RA RASPUTIN <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Russia's greatest love machine <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for He drank it all and he said “I will be fine” * enyc blinks <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for RA RA RASPUTIN <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Lover of the Russian queen <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for They didn't quit, they wanted his head <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for RA RA RASPUTIN <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Russia's greatest love machine <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for And so they shot him till he was dead <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Waaouyeah <Sayyan> Rasputin++ for Oh those Russians. <Sayyan> All of you using screen with no scrollback can diaf. <enyc> Sayyan– for spam <Sayyan> termibot– for spam. <bma> Sayyan++ for EPIC SPAM

<Sayyan> Cocks welcome. <Skippy> wrong channel Sayyan <Sayyan> :< <bma> I'm unable to provide you with cocks at this time. Ask Laces. <Sayyan> She's hibernating. <Skippy> does she have a cock? <MooseBlaster> shh, Skippy. <Sayyan> No it's okay MooseBlaster. <Sayyan> She has a pet one, she keeps it in a reptile tank.

<Gemm> Now it's dark, it's even more difficult to not stab you in the wrong place

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